Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Adobé (awesome)
Thursday, November 3, 2011
CSS in CSS
Another code story! But this time it's actually music lyrics. I decided to envision what the song "Music is My Hot Hot Sex" by the band CSS (Cansei der Ser Sexy) might look like in CSS.
Here's my interpretation:
The original lyrics for the portion I've converted above, for your reference, is here:
Here's my interpretation:
@charset "utf-8";
body #drugs .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
body #junks .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
body #boys .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
body #ladies .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
.music {
background:url(boyfriend.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(girlfriend.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(deadEnd.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(imaginaryFriend.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(brother.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(greatGranddaughter.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(sister.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(favoriteMistress.jpg);
}
table #shit .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
table #jobs .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
table #drinks .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
table #bitches .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
.music {
background:url(beachHouse.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(homeTown.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(kingsizeBed.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(meetMyFriends.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(hotHotBath.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(hothotSex.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(backRub.jpg);
}
.music a:link {
font-weight: bold;
text-decoration: blink; !important
}
body #drugs .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
body #junks .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
body #boys .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
body #ladies .music {
font-weight: bolder; !important
}
.music {
background:url(boyfriend.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(girlfriend.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(deadEnd.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(imaginaryFriend.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(brother.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(greatGranddaughter.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(sister.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(favoriteMistress.jpg);
}
table #shit .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
table #jobs .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
table #drinks .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
table #bitches .music {
display:block;
background-color:#FF0000;
font-weight:bold;
}
.music {
background:url(beachHouse.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(homeTown.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(kingsizeBed.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(meetMyFriends.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(hotHotBath.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(hothotSex.jpg);
}
.music {
background:url(backRub.jpg);
}
.music a:link {
font-weight: bold;
text-decoration: blink; !important
}
The original lyrics for the portion I've converted above, for your reference, is here:
From all the drugs the one i like more is music
From all the
junks the one i need more is music
From all the boys the
one i take home is music
From all the ladies the one i kiss
is music .. muach!
Music is my boyfriend
Music is my girlfriend
Music is my dead end
Music’s my imaginary friend
Music is my brother
Music is my great-grand-daughter
Music is my sister
Music is my favorite mistress
From all the shit the one I gotta buy is music
From all the jobs the one i choose is music
From all the drinks i get drunk off music
From all the bitches the one I wannabe is music
Music is my beach house
Music is my hometown
Music is my king size bed
Music’s where I meet my friends
Music is my hot hot bath
Music is my hot hot sex
Music is my back rub
My music is where I’d like you to touch
Labels: addChildsPlay, code story, css
Friday, October 21, 2011
ActionScript Hero
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Code Story: Three Blind Mice
For today's geeky story time I present the tale of THREE BLIND MICE (as told in AS3). But first, here's the original tale (tail!) as a recap:
And now dramatically interpreted in code:
Here's what it looks like in Flash (if that's easier for you to read):
And here it is with some explanations:
Three blind mice, three blind mice
see how they run, see how they run
they all ran after the farmer's wife
who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
as three blind mice?
And now dramatically interpreted in code:
import com.characters.FieldMouse;
import com.characters.FarmersWife;
var mice:Array = new Array();
var farmersWife_mc:FarmersWife = new FarmersWife();
addChild(farmersWife_mc);
FarmersWife.run = function():void
{
//trace("running");
}
FieldMouse.run = function()
{
trace("running");
}
for(var i:int=0; i < 3; i++)
{
var theMouse:FieldMouse = new FieldMouse();
var tail:MovieClip = new MovieClip();
theMouse.addChild(tail);
theMouse.vision = false;
mice.push(theMouse);
}
function cut(event:MouseEvent)
{
while(var j:int=0 < mice.length)
{
carvingKnife(mice[j]);
j++;
}
farmersWife_mc.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER);
}
function carvingKnife(mouse:MovieClip)
{
mouse.removeChild(tail_mc);
}
farmersWife_mc.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, cut);
farmersWife_mc.run();
while(var k:int=0 < mice.length)
{
Mice[j].run();
k++;
}
import com.characters.FarmersWife;
var mice:Array = new Array();
var farmersWife_mc:FarmersWife = new FarmersWife();
addChild(farmersWife_mc);
FarmersWife.run = function():void
{
//trace("running");
}
FieldMouse.run = function()
{
trace("running");
}
for(var i:int=0; i < 3; i++)
{
var theMouse:FieldMouse = new FieldMouse();
var tail:MovieClip = new MovieClip();
theMouse.addChild(tail);
theMouse.vision = false;
mice.push(theMouse);
}
function cut(event:MouseEvent)
{
while(var j:int=0 < mice.length)
{
carvingKnife(mice[j]);
j++;
}
farmersWife_mc.removeEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER);
}
function carvingKnife(mouse:MovieClip)
{
mouse.removeChild(tail_mc);
}
farmersWife_mc.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_OVER, cut);
farmersWife_mc.run();
while(var k:int=0 < mice.length)
{
Mice[j].run();
k++;
}
Here's what it looks like in Flash (if that's easier for you to read):
And here it is with some explanations:
Labels: actionscript3, code story, flash, three blind mice
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Another example of what happens when you go on vacation
Friday, September 9, 2011
What happens when you go away...
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (in AS3)
var maiden:Princess = new Princess();
var queen:Villain = new Villain();
var cabinDwellers:Array = new Array();
maiden.skin = 0xFFFFFF;
maiden.hair = 0x000000;
maiden.kryptonite = apple;
maiden.energy = 100;
maiden.living = true;
maiden.mode = "wishing and hoping";
var hagMode:Boolean = false;
queen.happy = true;
queen.appearance = hagMode;
var fairest:Boolean;
var initial:Boolean = true;
function checkFairest():Boolean
{
if(maiden.living == true)
{
fairest = false;
} else {
fairest = true;
}
return fairest;
}
function checkMirror():Void
{
var mirrorAnswer:Boolean = checkFairest();
if(fairest == true)
{
queen.happy = true;
if(hagMode == true)
{
hagMode = false;
}
} else {
queen.happy = false;
if(initial)
{
var hunter:Weapon = new Weapon();
killMaiden(hunter);
initial = false;
} else {
hagMode = true;
queen.appearance = hagMode;
var apple:Weapon = new Weapon();
killMaiden(apple);
}
}
}
function killMaiden(method:Weapon):Void
{
if(method != maiden.kryptonite)
{
maiden.direction("into the woods");
for(i:int = 0; i < 7; i++)
{
var dwarf:Dwarf = new Dwarf();
cabinDwellers.push(dwarf);
}
sendToWork(cabinDwellers);
checkMirror();
} else {
if(cabinDwellers.length <= 0)
{
maiden.energy = 0;
maiden.living = true;
maiden.mode = "waiting for the one she loves";
}
}
}
function sendToWork(workers:Array):Void
{
for(i:int = 0; i < workers.length; i++)
{
worker:Dwarf = workers.pop();
worker.whistling = true;
}
}
checkMirror();
var queen:Villain = new Villain();
var cabinDwellers:Array = new Array();
maiden.skin = 0xFFFFFF;
maiden.hair = 0x000000;
maiden.kryptonite = apple;
maiden.energy = 100;
maiden.living = true;
maiden.mode = "wishing and hoping";
var hagMode:Boolean = false;
queen.happy = true;
queen.appearance = hagMode;
var fairest:Boolean;
var initial:Boolean = true;
function checkFairest():Boolean
{
if(maiden.living == true)
{
fairest = false;
} else {
fairest = true;
}
return fairest;
}
function checkMirror():Void
{
var mirrorAnswer:Boolean = checkFairest();
if(fairest == true)
{
queen.happy = true;
if(hagMode == true)
{
hagMode = false;
}
} else {
queen.happy = false;
if(initial)
{
var hunter:Weapon = new Weapon();
killMaiden(hunter);
initial = false;
} else {
hagMode = true;
queen.appearance = hagMode;
var apple:Weapon = new Weapon();
killMaiden(apple);
}
}
}
function killMaiden(method:Weapon):Void
{
if(method != maiden.kryptonite)
{
maiden.direction("into the woods");
for(i:int = 0; i < 7; i++)
{
var dwarf:Dwarf = new Dwarf();
cabinDwellers.push(dwarf);
}
sendToWork(cabinDwellers);
checkMirror();
} else {
if(cabinDwellers.length <= 0)
{
maiden.energy = 0;
maiden.living = true;
maiden.mode = "waiting for the one she loves";
}
}
}
function sendToWork(workers:Array):Void
{
for(i:int = 0; i < workers.length; i++)
{
worker:Dwarf = workers.pop();
worker.whistling = true;
}
}
checkMirror();
Labels: actionscript3, addChildsPlay, code, code story
